If You Give a Missionary a Turkey…

If you give a missionary a turkey…
 
If you give a missionary a turkey, they’re going to want some stuffing.

After the stuffing, you know they’ll ask for a piece of pumpkin pie.

And what good is pumpkin pie without a scoop of ice cream?

But if you give them ice cream, they’re going to want a spoon.

And if you give a missionary a spoon, they’re going to want a chair.

Well, if they have a chair, they’re going to want a table.

And if there’s a table, that missionary is going to want friends.

With friends, they’ll want conversation.

But soon afterward, the missionary is going to want earplugs.

Earplugs will make them wish for a delta blanket

And a delta blanket will make them want a plane ticket home.

And if you give a missionary a plane ticket home, you’ll have no more missionary.
Moral of the story: Don’t give a missionary a turkey.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
Written by Sarah Stone
Pictures discovered by Emily Richardson and Google